Okay, I'll admit it: I have been a little hard on emergent & post-modern types. So in favor of equal opportunity sarcasm I have broadened.
Catch the following youtube.com videos...
Seeker-Sensitive Mega Church Pastor
...and...
Really, Really Bad Preacher
21 February 2008
18 February 2008
An Emergent Preacher... (Part 2 of 2)
Again, please make allowance for my emergent sarcasm.
Here are 10 more indications that you might be an emergent pastor.
1) You have ten pairs of sandals, but only one neck-tie.
2) You are 'self-ordained.'
3) Your website links to PETA, Green Peace, Democratic Party, Obama for President, and Religious Tolerance.
4) You believe your church needs to hire a 'pastor of the dance,' 'water color pastor,' and one living in sin (so that he/she can relate to people).
5) You believe you are the first person (besides Brian McLaren & Rob Bell) to actually understand what God really wants us to be.
6) You only have one service a week (probably at an odd time or day) and encourage people to 'fellowship' the rest of the time.
7) You believe that some people going to your church are Christians and do not even know it.
8) You had a vision that included a cameo by Donald Miller.
9) You would recommend reading Velvet Elvis or Everything Must Change before anything in the New Testament (too much archaic language).
10) You have used incense, candles, bells, cotton balls, backpacks, and a long wooden staff in the same 'worship service,' but no Bible.
Here are 10 more indications that you might be an emergent pastor.
1) You have ten pairs of sandals, but only one neck-tie.
2) You are 'self-ordained.'
3) Your website links to PETA, Green Peace, Democratic Party, Obama for President, and Religious Tolerance.
4) You believe your church needs to hire a 'pastor of the dance,' 'water color pastor,' and one living in sin (so that he/she can relate to people).
5) You believe you are the first person (besides Brian McLaren & Rob Bell) to actually understand what God really wants us to be.
6) You only have one service a week (probably at an odd time or day) and encourage people to 'fellowship' the rest of the time.
7) You believe that some people going to your church are Christians and do not even know it.
8) You had a vision that included a cameo by Donald Miller.
9) You would recommend reading Velvet Elvis or Everything Must Change before anything in the New Testament (too much archaic language).
10) You have used incense, candles, bells, cotton balls, backpacks, and a long wooden staff in the same 'worship service,' but no Bible.
16 February 2008
Revival...
We are moving toward revival at our church. Actually, it is already here. Unscheduled, but definitely not unwelcome. God's presence is what we are desperate for!
March 1-5 we will be having special services with EverPraise from Trevecca Nazarene University (on Saturday & Sunday) and our evangelist will be Rev. Scott Ferguson who will be preaching Sunday through Wednesday.
Pray for our services during this time.
March 1-5 we will be having special services with EverPraise from Trevecca Nazarene University (on Saturday & Sunday) and our evangelist will be Rev. Scott Ferguson who will be preaching Sunday through Wednesday.
Pray for our services during this time.
15 February 2008
An Emergent Preacher... (Part 1 of 2)
Allow me an opportunity again for some emergent sarcasm.
10 indicators you may be an emergent pastor...
1) While preaching you have many 'dramatic' pauses while you think of a way to say something in a way that it will not offend anyone.
2) Your list of 'sermon topics' looks similar to that of Whole Foods Market's.
3) You believe churches that disagree with you are in a vast conspiracy to cover up true Christianity.
4) You would rather not be called pastor, reverend, brother/sister, or preacher. (Things like 'fellow follower of Jesus,' 'companion on the journey of life,' and 'seeker of unknowable truth' are preferred as alternatives.)
5) You are a guy with unkept hair and old used clothing, but you have the coolest pair of glasses around and a MP3 player that can do more things than your parent's entire entertainment system.
6) You are rejected more by Christians than sinners. (Although you do not really believe in sinners... you call them pre-Christians or even post-Christians.)
7) Your Internet homepage is either Nooma, Brian McLaren's homepage, or Emergent Village.
8) You preached a sermon series on recycling.
9) You often begin sermon illustrations with: "The other day while I was drinking a beer..."
10) What's a sermon?
10 indicators you may be an emergent pastor...
1) While preaching you have many 'dramatic' pauses while you think of a way to say something in a way that it will not offend anyone.
2) Your list of 'sermon topics' looks similar to that of Whole Foods Market's.
3) You believe churches that disagree with you are in a vast conspiracy to cover up true Christianity.
4) You would rather not be called pastor, reverend, brother/sister, or preacher. (Things like 'fellow follower of Jesus,' 'companion on the journey of life,' and 'seeker of unknowable truth' are preferred as alternatives.)
5) You are a guy with unkept hair and old used clothing, but you have the coolest pair of glasses around and a MP3 player that can do more things than your parent's entire entertainment system.
6) You are rejected more by Christians than sinners. (Although you do not really believe in sinners... you call them pre-Christians or even post-Christians.)
7) Your Internet homepage is either Nooma, Brian McLaren's homepage, or Emergent Village.
8) You preached a sermon series on recycling.
9) You often begin sermon illustrations with: "The other day while I was drinking a beer..."
10) What's a sermon?
07 February 2008
Same Tune; Different Verse!
New faces; same propoganda.
New wording & phrasology; same ideas.
The new, hip thing on the market is the emergent church.
"Everything Must Change" they say. Little did the naive Christian Church realize they intended to literally change everything; from doctrine to morals to fundmental understandings of Christianity.
Brian McLaren, I shutter to even write his name, is reminiscent of the early gnostics. What am I saying? Let me be clear: He is a heretic.
Certainly I realize I am not the first to make such a statement, nor will I be the last. For those who disagree with the statement I would ask this: How much of God's Word can you contradict and still be a Christian?
Emergents are the new liberals! I know they claim to be on some plain of existence all their own, but they are just liberals re-marketed. Same tune; different verse.
For example, their spokeman, Brian McLaren does not believe in Hell. (Just a side note: it does exist. I always find it mildly amusing if not troubling that we so readily embrace the reality of Heaven, but reject the reality of Hell.) Mr. McLaren, join the many liberals of 'modernity' who claimed the same thing!
What about his rejection of substitutionary atonement? John the Baptist knew quickly who Jesus was and what he was about when he said of Jesus in John 1:29 "Behold, the lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!" (ESV) Mr. McLaren, just join the many liberals of 'modernity' who also felt the need to do away with the reality of sin by first whittling away at the solution to the problem of sin.
What about his unwillingness to take a stand on important moral issues in which our culture is currently ensnared? Homosexuality for example. In an earlier post I dealt with some of the most contradicted passages of Scripture (see #10). In this article by Brian McLaren, McLaren describes his unwillingness to answer the question of homosexuality for 'pastoral' reasons. This is most troubling because it is not a pastoral response, but a deceptive one which keeps those truly earnest seekers from arriving at the absolute truth that homosexuality is sinful and leads to spiritual death.
In our drive for larger churches, extended fame, growing reputation, and preoccupation with the self; we have abandoned the truth! And as we sink lower into the pit of heresy we now re-label heretical beliefs and attack truth as being something fluid and defined by our own beliefs!?
As Christians our responsibility is not to decide our beliefs, but seek out the truth in God's Word and hold to it unflinchingly!
So, I have finally realized what the emergents have "emerged from": the remains of the old fashion liberal!
So, to all the post-modern-labeled-liberals I say: 'Welcome back.' But know this, truth will always prevail, God has already won, and God's Word has not expired!
New wording & phrasology; same ideas.
The new, hip thing on the market is the emergent church.
"Everything Must Change" they say. Little did the naive Christian Church realize they intended to literally change everything; from doctrine to morals to fundmental understandings of Christianity.
Brian McLaren, I shutter to even write his name, is reminiscent of the early gnostics. What am I saying? Let me be clear: He is a heretic.
Certainly I realize I am not the first to make such a statement, nor will I be the last. For those who disagree with the statement I would ask this: How much of God's Word can you contradict and still be a Christian?
Emergents are the new liberals! I know they claim to be on some plain of existence all their own, but they are just liberals re-marketed. Same tune; different verse.
For example, their spokeman, Brian McLaren does not believe in Hell. (Just a side note: it does exist. I always find it mildly amusing if not troubling that we so readily embrace the reality of Heaven, but reject the reality of Hell.) Mr. McLaren, join the many liberals of 'modernity' who claimed the same thing!
What about his rejection of substitutionary atonement? John the Baptist knew quickly who Jesus was and what he was about when he said of Jesus in John 1:29 "Behold, the lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!" (ESV) Mr. McLaren, just join the many liberals of 'modernity' who also felt the need to do away with the reality of sin by first whittling away at the solution to the problem of sin.
What about his unwillingness to take a stand on important moral issues in which our culture is currently ensnared? Homosexuality for example. In an earlier post I dealt with some of the most contradicted passages of Scripture (see #10). In this article by Brian McLaren, McLaren describes his unwillingness to answer the question of homosexuality for 'pastoral' reasons. This is most troubling because it is not a pastoral response, but a deceptive one which keeps those truly earnest seekers from arriving at the absolute truth that homosexuality is sinful and leads to spiritual death.
In our drive for larger churches, extended fame, growing reputation, and preoccupation with the self; we have abandoned the truth! And as we sink lower into the pit of heresy we now re-label heretical beliefs and attack truth as being something fluid and defined by our own beliefs!?
As Christians our responsibility is not to decide our beliefs, but seek out the truth in God's Word and hold to it unflinchingly!
So, I have finally realized what the emergents have "emerged from": the remains of the old fashion liberal!
So, to all the post-modern-labeled-liberals I say: 'Welcome back.' But know this, truth will always prevail, God has already won, and God's Word has not expired!
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