My Own Caption #3

The new praise team at Mars Mountain Church.

Their motto: Everyone is welcome... except barbers.

My Own Caption #2

For one of their "hip" Sundays, New Life Community Church of Christian Coolness had its entire pastoral staff parachute into the service!

(The Sunday before they met their attendance goal so the pastor preached from his 'Sesame Street' pajamas in his 'Elmo voice.')

My Own Caption #1...

Poor guy would have made it to his destination had the radio evangelist not said: "Let us bow for a word of prayer."

Quoting a Quote #9

“If God had perceived that our greatest need was economic, he would have sent an economist. If he had perceived that our greatest need was entertainment, he would have sent us a comedian or an artist. If God had perceived that our greatest need was political stability, he would have sent us a politician. If he had perceived that our greatest need was health, he would have sent us a doctor. But he perceived that our greatest need involved our sin, our alienation from him, our profound rebellion, our death; and he sent us a Savior.”

D.A. Carson (from A Call to Spiritual Reformation)

The Death of Common Sense

You have got to admit... this is funny!

Quoting a Quote #8

"No more love to God is there in an unrenewed heart than there is life within a piece of granite. No more love to God is there witin a soul who is unsaved than there is fire within the depths of the ocean’s waves; and herein lies the wonder, that when we had no love to God, He should have loved us."

Charles H. Spurgeon